The True Story of Easter
On the last session jesus stood and said “this is my body broken for you,” busting up the dankest kush. He then took his cup of water saying, ” and this is my blood spilled for you.” as he filled the bong to just the right height. Jesus picked up the bowl and the grinder and held it to his crew saying, “When you smoke of the dank ass kush from dope glass, think of me.” the lord bowed his head on the bong taking the fattest rip, as so did the homies. Blowing out, in unison saying, “Bong tokes for Jesus”. This was the beginning of Jesus three day T break, to be able to ascend into heaven for 4/20.
The herb of the lord, bong tokes for jesus!